Monday, 26 May 2008

  • Currently Listening
    If
    By Mindless Self Indulgence
    Never Wanted to Dance
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    wowee wubbzy bubbzy boo its been quite a while since i've been on here, ah? AH?....

    i've recently deduced that my dog is actually not a dog at all, but in fact a baby ewok.

    i caught her using a walking stick the other day.... right before she did our taxes, wrote her memoir, and discovered the cure for feline aids.

Wednesday, 26 December 2007

Saturday, 22 December 2007

Monday, 03 December 2007

  • WTFMATEZ

    i've walked in and out of a few realizations in the past few months.
    i also have a puppy now. she's disgustingly cute. she has a very attractive mustache. her name is george.
    natural disaster-related terms used to describe one fiyun ayuss shawtee in "Cyclone":

    cylcone (obviously),
    tsunami,
    stormy weatha' (i know, not exactly a specific natural disaster, but for comprehensive 100% accurate gangsta results, it shall be included!),
    typhoon,
    monsoon,
    & tornado.

    so it makes one wonder...

    edit//:

    EPIPHANY!!!
    fuck you, depression! from now on, i am one happy little beast!

Thursday, 27 September 2007

  • I got into Gallery 37 VHOOT! I'm stoked.
    I wish I had a fireplace, so that when my posse walked up in my brothel they'd be all lyk3, "Yo Zigz, exactly how low do it be hangin?" and I could be all lyk3 "YOOOO I just got done stokin! I'm all stoked n' shit!"

    I hope they wouldn't confuse stokin with strokin. My penis has yet to grow in, after all.

    Anyhoo. I was sick today. That sucked asses of thunder.
    Still sick, but I'm going to have to go to school tomorrow anyway.
    SHRUG-Z0RZ.

    My amazingly perfect schedule got changed last week, so no more second lunch... I don't understand how CPS expects me to survive on one pudding snack a day.

    p.s. STOP KILLING LEMMINGS!