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Name: Zoe
Interests: World culture like senile baby-rapists in Nairobi. I enjoy studying the fields of Accordian Repair, Infant Erectile Disfunction, and Bird Influenza Sciences under the surname of Johnny Tutesticle.
Expertise: If you asked Brit Brit Spears, she would tell you that I am indeed toxic.
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Member Since:
5/14/2006
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wowee wubbzy bubbzy boo its been quite a while since i've been on here, ah? AH?....
i've recently deduced that my dog is actually not a dog at all, but in fact a baby ewok.  
i caught her using a walking stick the other day.... right before she did our taxes, wrote her memoir, and discovered the cure for feline aids. | | |
| i'm going to build a hermitage.
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| ohhhh hamlet, hamlet, hamlet, hamlet, hamlet, the vampire army hath taken the city!
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| WTFMATEZ
i've walked in and out of a few realizations in the past few months.
i also have a puppy now. she's disgustingly cute. she has a very attractive mustache. her name is george. 
natural disaster-related terms used to describe one fiyun ayuss shawtee in "Cyclone":
cylcone (obviously),
tsunami,
stormy weatha' (i know, not exactly a specific natural disaster, but for comprehensive 100% accurate gangsta results, it shall be included!),
typhoon,
monsoon,
& tornado.
so it makes one wonder...
edit//:
EPIPHANY!!!
fuck you, depression! from now on, i am one happy little beast!
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| I got into Gallery 37 VHOOT! I'm stoked.
I wish I had a fireplace, so that when my posse walked up in my brothel they'd be all lyk3, "Yo Zigz, exactly how low do it be hangin?" and I could be all lyk3 "YOOOO I just got done stokin! I'm all stoked n' shit!"
I hope they wouldn't confuse stokin with strokin. My penis has yet to grow in, after all.
Anyhoo. I was sick today. That sucked asses of thunder.
Still sick, but I'm going to have to go to school tomorrow anyway.
SHRUG-Z0RZ.
My amazingly perfect schedule got changed last week, so no more second lunch... I don't understand how CPS expects me to survive on one pudding snack a day.
p.s. STOP KILLING LEMMINGS!
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